Major Mike Mansplainer, Super-Skeptic Here.
Today, Dr. Mehmet Oz (aka “America’s Quack”) responded to colleagues at Columbia who called for his dismissal, saying:
“No matter our disagreements, freedom of speech is the most fundamental right we have as Americans. And these 10 doctors are trying to silence that right.”
![Freeze Peach!](https://www.secularwoman.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/ZomboDroid22042015044328.jpg)
The Free Speech defense? What’s happening here? Must…resist…
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I MUST DEFEND THE OZ BECAUSE OF FREE SPEECH OMIGOD THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING BUT FREE SPEECH ALWAYS WINS NOOOOOOO WHAT AM I SAYING BUT IT’S TRUE OW I HURT MYSELF.
Suddenly I have a hankering for green coffee extract. Sigh.